The Bush uses The Google

Silly me. For a moment there I believed the hype and thought Google was a verb. Wrong. Dubya knows it's a noun, as ThinkProgress reports. CNBC Transcript:

HOST: I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?

BUSH: Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.

It's classic Bush-ism material: hilarious and bewildering at the same time. Steve Gillmor nails that idea in passing during this (classic Gillmor-ism) TV is Dead missive:

Imagine a comedian becomes President, not the bonehead we'd be laughing at if we weren't so damned angry.